I've found a vital loophole in the TSA's security regulations. It says nothing about club-like sandwiches being prohibited. I could do some serious damage with a multi-layered, triangle-shaped, bacon-accented weapon on toast.
Especially if my would-be victim had a fear of mayonnaise.
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I've found a vital loophole in the TSA's security regulations. It says nothing about club-like sandwiches being prohibited. I could do some serious damage with a multi-layered, triangle-shaped, bacon-accented weapon on toast.
Especially if my would-be victim had a fear of mayonnaise.
I love the picture of the Anc. airpot. I know it's real but it just looks so fake for some reason!
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