Is this a test?

9:41am Kenai, AK
So my new neighbor has sleep apnea. I'm not sure if this is some kind of sick joke or not yet. Michelle's husband has been hired to come and help with the J-1's. Since Michelle lived with Kathy, who has quite a snoring problem as well, Kathy had to move out to make room for Will - Michelle's husband. Thankfully i fell asleep before he got here last night because when i woke up this morning i was amazed. He snores worse than Kathy - who sounds like she is cutting down redwoods all night. I am afraid. They don't make earplugs that can cover this noise. It's like Chinese water torture. It's not consistent snoring. There is peace - where he is technically dead - and then the noise starts back up when he is breathing again. Damn you paper thin walls and your lack of sound proofing!
I really feel bad for Jeff...he has Will on one wall, Kathy on another, and the truly obnoxious fisherman Mark (who talks sass on me behind my back...saying that 'he really told me' about having juice ready...we've talked once) who never shuts the hell up, on the other. I think they are trying to make Jeff cry. It will probably work.